Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Good Riddance Port Authority Routes and Dickhead Drivers

Pittsburgh Port Authority bus drivers are the worst. They are aggresive cocksuckers. That is a blog for another day, and we'll save that for the next time I have an incident with one of these dildos.

If you haven't been living under a rock, Port Authority is making cuts to its routes. People are up in arms and there are protests and all kinds of shit! Chicken Little, the sky is falling!!!

I say, fuck 'em. Here's a few good reasons:
-How many times have you passed a bus in the evening and seen 2 people on that huge bus. And I am not talking on the outskirts of town, but rather where the main route of the bus is supposed to get people. Do you realize we are picking up a huge bill for those 2 morons?
-Cars are fucking cheap. I know some people are poor, I KNOW. But we are getting into an age where things are too spread out to rely on buses. The only places buses should run are places like Oakland and Downtown where parking is not free.
-Why the FUCK should I pay for your bus when I never need to use it? It should be your problem. If they need to hike rates because you need it, again, YOU SHOULD PAY THOSE. It is the price you pay for not having a car. If your rate is 3 bucks a ride, tough shit. This isn't socialism and this isn't like roads and school systems that everyone use. Only some people use the bus. So, only those SOME people should pay for it. I don't ask you to pay for my internet even when you don't have it, and you shouldn't ask me.

Bus drivers are overpaid, undertalented assholes. Any moron can do that job. Literally ANYONE who can drive can use a bus. This isn't a teaching job, or a tough blue collar job like construction. You sit in a temperature controlled bus everyday and the worst thing that happens is a smelly passenger, an argument, or the occasional police call.

You choose to live where you want. This is America. If there is no bus where you live, then move. This isn't medieval times where you are tied to your land like a vassal, asshole.

2 comments:

Scott said...

Hey, Douchey McDoucherson, I agree that it is necessary, albeit unfortunate, to cut some of those smaller routes. Also, from my experience, most port authority drivers are miserable taint-lickers.

The rest of your opinions are harder to swallow than a warm Iron City. The reason things in this city are so fucked up is because we are so spread out. The city planners must have been on crack when they built the infrastructure of this shit-stain of a metropolis. Our rail system only goes to one area: the South Hills. So that means more people have to ride huge buses with shitty drivers. Do you know what some people pay for parking? I have a coworker that pays $90 a month for a shitty lot in someone's back yard in Oakland. A monthly Port Authority pass is $60 a month.

I can afford a car, but now that they charge you a dick and a ball for a gallon of gas, I welcome more bus routes. I would rather sit on the bus for an hour and listen to music and read than sit in traffic and breath in fumes for the same amount of time.

It is so satisfying to look down from the T at those dumb fucks at a stand-still on 51, while I cruse along at around 35 mph with a rude cock-smoker at the controls.

You have to look at the bigger picture, less buses mean more cars and more traffic. There is a reason we are the 2nd most polluted cities in America. It's because of lazy assholes that want to drive their car at any opportunity.

Gravis said...

Well then why not build more roads, scott, instead of complaining there is too much traffic. There is more CO2 released when a volcano erupts once than has been released by all the cars ever on the road. If people can get to work faster that would solve everyone's problem.

Better yet, why does the government have to run the Port Authority? Why not make it a private entity?? That way, NO ONE pays for it instead of sympathetic assmos like yourself.