Welcome G-20! And protestors, go fuck yourselves!

Well, the G-20 clowns are moving into Pittsburgh. Oh, and those clowns include both the attenders of the summit, and the protestors. For the attenders, I just have one suggestion: Go have your summit on a boat, in the middle of the sea. All the countries can pay for a navy defense (yeah, even you too, Canada, with your no navy ass) and you can move wherever you want about the sea, or to a small island, and out of everyone's hair. What does it prove?

And then there are the protestors. What a bunch of shitbags and losers. I mean, if you want to find a bigger group of jobless scumbags with stupid philosophies (outside of Berkeley, California that is), just check out our town over the next few days. If the losers of the world could hold a convention of their own (provided they had the money to hold it anywhere decent, which they don't) it will be in Pittsburgh. Lets look at the winners highlighting this group of assholes:

Code Pink: Old pigs protesting war. War protests are boring now. Bush is gone. Obama will never end the wars, so get over it and get back to your lives. By the way, I love that the husband of the local leader of this group of cunts is a staunch republican.

Thomas Merton Center: Think Patchouli and shit mixed up in one exciting package. Thats what you see when this group marches. What a bunch of rectums.

Three Rivers Climate Convergence: Manmade global warming chumps (see gullible clowns) who want us to live in the 1930s again technologically (but sure as shit not morally.) They are much more reasonable than other protestors, but their agenda is still stupid. Everytime they do something that sets us back in time, we should counter protest. Go buy a generator and a tank full of gas and crank it up to put some extra CO2 in the atmosphere to offset their change. Why? No fuckin good reason, just like there is no good reason to go protest because no one listens to you but yourselves, dumbasses.

Pittsburgh Organizing Group: Think Che, but not the cool Che that these commies love. Think Che like the piece of shit Che is. These will likely be the cowards wearing masks, and looking AIDSesque. They love using the word anarchy like its SOOO great, but really they don't know dick. As soon as lawlessness sets in, real men and women (and now criminals) will be out with guns and weapons and these pussies will be crying in the mud somewhere. Their like that kid who acts like a badass when there are people around to protect them, but when they get suddenly punched in the face, they don't fight back, they cry and say, "What the fuck man!?!??!" Complete pussies.

The list goes on and on. Some of these groups will be out breaking windows, trashing property, etc. Why can't we do anything? Why doesn't Ravendick and his chronies make a simple law. On that week, any property crime IS A FELONY. Just that week. If you are filmed destroying property or hurting police, you will go to jail for a very uncomfortable stay. You will also have a felony on your record. You will see 95% of these problems clear up after one year of the horrible stories. When you get locked up with other losers, it doesn't matter...but when you get locked up with Luis, head of Los Pepes, in a prison cell, you'll think hmmm, maybe next year I'll do something productive....like work.

Come to our neighborhood and protest, and walk on our property. You'll meet our friend, a jolly wooden fellow nice Easton printed on it.

Time to come back...

Well, its been two years of hiatus. Whats new with me? You don't give a fuck. I haven't been in prison, nor have I have been in a mental hospital, though its damn obvious you'd want me there, I know.

I can't say I am any more tame. Angrier, is probably a better word. We went from one dumbass president that at least had a set of balls to another dumbass president with the balls of a 15th century Catholic Choir boy. PA government has gotten worse. And even better...WE HAVE THE FUCKIN G-20 HERE IN A WEEK! What a dumbass decision...so much to blog, so little time. Ok, expect great new topics from me including:

-My new law for old hard-ons and asians driving across bridges and through tunnels
-Want to save the environment? Fix the fuckin red lights to save some fuel burning!
-More on my hatred for American Cars (the hate mail is strong with that post) and now how they are run by the government
-Why the Pittsburgh Left Turn is the GREATEST invention known to man (stop whining about it LA rectums)
-Lots of Pittsburgh issues

Expect angrier. Expect more upfront. And expect me to take it like I dish it out. I went back through my email and posted EVERY hateful message. I am not a pussy, and I plan to respond thoroughly to each and everyone of your posts, including you union worthless, bus driving morons, and douchebags.

Actually there was one post that was so hateful, I just couldn't put it up because it was pretty racist. I am the least PC guy in the world, but there's no great reason to ever call anyone a n@@ger. There are so many other derogatory terms for people that I find acceptable, try and stick to one of those, or expect your words to be lost in the aether.

Love you all. Except Ravenworthless.

Road Closures at Rediculous Levels in Pittsburgh

Yet again, roads are closed everywhere in Pittsburgh. Tunnels like the Squirrel Hill are continuously closed on the weekends leading to massive traffic tie ups. I mean just look at all the closures on the contruction round up page. WHen the fuck is the I-79 work going to be done? I have been driving down to Morgantown for several years and I feel like it just never ends. How long does it take for you construction fuckheads to get this done? Are these Union bums who can only for 5 hours out of an 8 hour day, and overtime costs tax payers an arm and a leg??????

Here are VERY simple solutions to fix these problems if someone in this city/county/state had some cojones:

1) Don't hire union labor. The unions did their job and got rid of greedy folks who wanted more money then they needed (if you believe all that socialist bullshit). Let them picket. Let them whine. Hell they don't even picket themselves some of them are so lazy, they use union dues to hire college kids and bums who do it for them. With teams that can work around the clock, these jobs will be done in no time.

2) Start hiring based on quality, not on lowest bid. Get bids based on "road quality guarantee". That is, first, if the road goes to shit, the contractor will have to pay their own time and money later to repair it, PLUS pay for inspection to insure it will last this time PLUS be liable if the city decides they suck and wants to hire someone else to do it. If they can't do it right, their company should have to pay someone who can...why should we???

3) Hire based on time time. Say, we'll pay you this much, and you don't get paid until its done on time. If its not done, not only does the amount you get begin to drop, but you start picking up your own bill. Again, you will have a choice: get rid of workers who can't work around the clock for decent workers or lose money.

I'd like to hear more ideas on this, so get em out there. How else can we fix this "quagmire" of paying for shitty quality? Bring the power back into our hands and use the free market as well as ambition to drive building, and we can't go wrong.

Fire in the Hole! Hilareous new prank on Fast Food Losers

Check out this new prank that is happening around the country. In my opinion its hilareous, especially since fast food people are always miserable and fuck up orders (except at Chic-Fil-a where I must admit they never make mistakes and the food is usually pretty fresh.) If you DON'T Laugh at this, you are probably a jagoff and you probably won't like anything in my blog, so go fuck yourself and go back to your faggity PETA or global warming blogs.

Coming back soon...

Hey everyone,

Its been a while, but I will shortly be returning after some major changes in real life to continue the blogging. Basically in 2 short months I have:

-Finished an old Masters
-Worked on a new bachelors
-Promoted to Middle Management in my company which has doubled my workload

The blog had to take a break. I am impressed to see I still get hits despite not posting for nearly two months, and they still approach triple digit numbers!!!!!!!!!

I have plenty of stuff to bitch about including Ravenfucknut our useless mayor, more poorly run construction (if I ran jobs like that I would be shitcanned right now), drink taxes (as if we aren't taxed enough, greedy politicians want more,) etc.

See you VERY soon.

Illegal Immigrants making their way into Pittsburgh

Have you heard this story? Probably not because the stupid liberal whiny douchebags that write for newspapers feel guilty for it. Police picked up 6 illegals on our OWN PARKWAY.

Now why even post this? Well, it speaks to a multitude of problems. First, the next time your neighbor is collecting an unemployment check because his blue collar work ends for the summer and he gets temporarily laid off, well, here is a PERFECT job he could do in the meantime. Laying cable is just as honorable as running a business or teaching, and this is a job that should have been available, and frankly forced on, people in our country who don't want to work or take advantage of "laid off" time or welfare time. Guess what that means for you when people off welfare have to work? Less tax money taken out of your check.

Second of all, doesn't Verizon do checks on their subcontractors? When their cable is being laid and none of the guys speak English, isn't that troublesome?? If you are smart, you will mention your disgust to Verizon about who they keep company with.

And stop all this shit about "well were your grandparents born in this country?" No they weren't and frankly that was then and this is now and I don't give a shit. If you believe in that, let's just let everyone in, so they can suck up jobs, take handouts from the government and just drain our system dry like the old hard-ons did to that pool in the movie Cocoon. Plus my grandparents saved up for years and got the authorization to come here. They didn't sneak in when they weren't welcome.

Nobody's parents were born here except maybe the Indians, and don't give me that bullshit about this being their land. Ever see that movie Last of The Mohicans? Those fuckin savages!

Viva la Pittsburgh!

Good Riddance Port Authority Routes and Dickhead Drivers

Pittsburgh Port Authority bus drivers are the worst. They are aggresive cocksuckers. That is a blog for another day, and we'll save that for the next time I have an incident with one of these dildos.

If you haven't been living under a rock, Port Authority is making cuts to its routes. People are up in arms and there are protests and all kinds of shit! Chicken Little, the sky is falling!!!

I say, fuck 'em. Here's a few good reasons:
-How many times have you passed a bus in the evening and seen 2 people on that huge bus. And I am not talking on the outskirts of town, but rather where the main route of the bus is supposed to get people. Do you realize we are picking up a huge bill for those 2 morons?
-Cars are fucking cheap. I know some people are poor, I KNOW. But we are getting into an age where things are too spread out to rely on buses. The only places buses should run are places like Oakland and Downtown where parking is not free.
-Why the FUCK should I pay for your bus when I never need to use it? It should be your problem. If they need to hike rates because you need it, again, YOU SHOULD PAY THOSE. It is the price you pay for not having a car. If your rate is 3 bucks a ride, tough shit. This isn't socialism and this isn't like roads and school systems that everyone use. Only some people use the bus. So, only those SOME people should pay for it. I don't ask you to pay for my internet even when you don't have it, and you shouldn't ask me.

Bus drivers are overpaid, undertalented assholes. Any moron can do that job. Literally ANYONE who can drive can use a bus. This isn't a teaching job, or a tough blue collar job like construction. You sit in a temperature controlled bus everyday and the worst thing that happens is a smelly passenger, an argument, or the occasional police call.

You choose to live where you want. This is America. If there is no bus where you live, then move. This isn't medieval times where you are tied to your land like a vassal, asshole.