Showing posts with label mopar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mopar. Show all posts

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Chances are your bumper sticker makes your look like a jagoff. Part 1

I was surprised to see my worthless little blog being featured as one of the blogs on the City Paper Website. Thanks to a few posts by individuals around other blogs and sites, the views have grown exponentially. Thank you to the fans out there, I know I am not the only one annoyed at some of the silly shit in this city.

If you like an article on here, please paste the link to the article on a forum somewhere, especially if it will piss off someone. My recent article about the Pirates was posted on a few forums and got hits, but I was shocked that no one sent me a nasty email or a post. Maybe many agree with me? I would like to hope, but probably not.

In a perhaps vain effort to get some interactivity going, I'd like to start the occasional 'bumper stickers' entry. That is, find bumper stickers that you think are gay beyond belief, post them to the discussion forum or send me an email and we can get it out there. As we decide which are best, we can go from there.

For my first entry on this topic, who thinks that these stickers are unbelievably annoying??



I see variations of them with this stupid kid pissing on a Ford logo or a Chevy Logo, or whatever. There is nothing cooler than kids doing watersports. If you have one of these stickers on your MOPAR, you are a jagoff, 1000%. Even gayer, you have THIS sticker to counter it:



I am annoyed by Greasemonkeys in general, but I'll save that for another entry. This is among one of the stupidest stickers out there, and you are embarrASSing yourself by placing it on a vehicle. Even it covers the most wretched rust spot, it is still worse.

Coincidentally, I own a "riceburner" and an "American" car and I can tell you the riceburner is 1000x more reliable than the shit coming out of Mexico, I mean Detroit.

Hope to hear about some of your favorites. Post them or email me at gravis187@yahoo.com.