Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Welcome G-20! And protestors, go fuck yourselves!

Well, the G-20 clowns are moving into Pittsburgh. Oh, and those clowns include both the attenders of the summit, and the protestors. For the attenders, I just have one suggestion: Go have your summit on a boat, in the middle of the sea. All the countries can pay for a navy defense (yeah, even you too, Canada, with your no navy ass) and you can move wherever you want about the sea, or to a small island, and out of everyone's hair. What does it prove?

And then there are the protestors. What a bunch of shitbags and losers. I mean, if you want to find a bigger group of jobless scumbags with stupid philosophies (outside of Berkeley, California that is), just check out our town over the next few days. If the losers of the world could hold a convention of their own (provided they had the money to hold it anywhere decent, which they don't) it will be in Pittsburgh. Lets look at the winners highlighting this group of assholes:

Code Pink: Old pigs protesting war. War protests are boring now. Bush is gone. Obama will never end the wars, so get over it and get back to your lives. By the way, I love that the husband of the local leader of this group of cunts is a staunch republican.

Thomas Merton Center: Think Patchouli and shit mixed up in one exciting package. Thats what you see when this group marches. What a bunch of rectums.

Three Rivers Climate Convergence: Manmade global warming chumps (see gullible clowns) who want us to live in the 1930s again technologically (but sure as shit not morally.) They are much more reasonable than other protestors, but their agenda is still stupid. Everytime they do something that sets us back in time, we should counter protest. Go buy a generator and a tank full of gas and crank it up to put some extra CO2 in the atmosphere to offset their change. Why? No fuckin good reason, just like there is no good reason to go protest because no one listens to you but yourselves, dumbasses.

Pittsburgh Organizing Group: Think Che, but not the cool Che that these commies love. Think Che like the piece of shit Che is. These will likely be the cowards wearing masks, and looking AIDSesque. They love using the word anarchy like its SOOO great, but really they don't know dick. As soon as lawlessness sets in, real men and women (and now criminals) will be out with guns and weapons and these pussies will be crying in the mud somewhere. Their like that kid who acts like a badass when there are people around to protect them, but when they get suddenly punched in the face, they don't fight back, they cry and say, "What the fuck man!?!??!" Complete pussies.

The list goes on and on. Some of these groups will be out breaking windows, trashing property, etc. Why can't we do anything? Why doesn't Ravendick and his chronies make a simple law. On that week, any property crime IS A FELONY. Just that week. If you are filmed destroying property or hurting police, you will go to jail for a very uncomfortable stay. You will also have a felony on your record. You will see 95% of these problems clear up after one year of the horrible stories. When you get locked up with other losers, it doesn't matter...but when you get locked up with Luis, head of Los Pepes, in a prison cell, you'll think hmmm, maybe next year I'll do something productive....like work.

Come to our neighborhood and protest, and walk on our property. You'll meet our friend, a jolly wooden fellow nice Easton printed on it.

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