Sunday, April 8, 2007

Chances are your bumper sticker makes your look like a jagoff. Part 1

I was surprised to see my worthless little blog being featured as one of the blogs on the City Paper Website. Thanks to a few posts by individuals around other blogs and sites, the views have grown exponentially. Thank you to the fans out there, I know I am not the only one annoyed at some of the silly shit in this city.

If you like an article on here, please paste the link to the article on a forum somewhere, especially if it will piss off someone. My recent article about the Pirates was posted on a few forums and got hits, but I was shocked that no one sent me a nasty email or a post. Maybe many agree with me? I would like to hope, but probably not.

In a perhaps vain effort to get some interactivity going, I'd like to start the occasional 'bumper stickers' entry. That is, find bumper stickers that you think are gay beyond belief, post them to the discussion forum or send me an email and we can get it out there. As we decide which are best, we can go from there.

For my first entry on this topic, who thinks that these stickers are unbelievably annoying??



I see variations of them with this stupid kid pissing on a Ford logo or a Chevy Logo, or whatever. There is nothing cooler than kids doing watersports. If you have one of these stickers on your MOPAR, you are a jagoff, 1000%. Even gayer, you have THIS sticker to counter it:



I am annoyed by Greasemonkeys in general, but I'll save that for another entry. This is among one of the stupidest stickers out there, and you are embarrASSing yourself by placing it on a vehicle. Even it covers the most wretched rust spot, it is still worse.

Coincidentally, I own a "riceburner" and an "American" car and I can tell you the riceburner is 1000x more reliable than the shit coming out of Mexico, I mean Detroit.

Hope to hear about some of your favorites. Post them or email me at gravis187@yahoo.com.

16 comments:

zim said...

I absolutley HATE those OBX bumper stickers. Sure, we've all been to the Outer Banks (hey, we're from Pittsburgh!) but why the need to advertise it??

Gravis said...

Those OBX stickers are fuckin stupid, I agree. Those are from those "cool outdoorsey" people.

O.B.X. = G.A.Y.

rtk0378 said...

As far as the OBX stickers go, I thought I would never buy one. I am 19 and have been traveling down there with my family twice a year since i was born and I love it. To tell you the truth I am moving down there when I get older. But all you hear is all these people complaining about others with these stickers (especially imposters calling themselves locals). I understand how people hate those yuppies who have them on thier minivan or $40,000 SUV, or retarded teenagers in thier rice burners ( they are what people don't appreciate down there) but If i wanna slap one on my jeep so I can remember how much I love it down there,you better bet I will. I will admit, I do not like them on all the stupid tourists' cars....but I am still a tourist as of this point. It's a dilema!

rtk0378 said...

As far as the OBX stickers go, I thought I would never buy one. I am 19 and have been traveling down there with my family twice a year since i was born and I love it. To tell you the truth I am moving down there when I get older. But all you hear is all these people complaining about others with these stickers (especially imposters calling themselves locals). I understand how people hate those yuppies who have them on thier minivan or $40,000 SUV, or retarded teenagers in thier rice burners ( they are what people don't appreciate down there) but If i wanna slap one on my jeep so I can remember how much I love it down there,you better bet I will. I will admit, I do not like them on all the stupid tourists' cars....but I am still a tourist as of this point. It's a dilema!

Anonymous said...

IMPORTS = SHIT!

MY NOVA WILL EAT YOU ALIVE!

Anonymous said...

O WAIT.... THEY NEED YOUR APPROVAL?????!?!?!?!?!

A STOCK MUSTANG WOULD RAPE ANY STOCK IMPORT WITH THE SAME ENGINE SIZE.

Gravis said...

I'm sure the "stock car" will rape any import of the same size or whatever. All I know is that I have owned both American cars and riceburners, and I have been "raped" at the dealership by all the repairs on the American car and hardly any on the riceburners.

Thanks for your moving and engaging posts anonydouche. Please continue to post amazing all caps posts to further the discussion. I don't think my blog will survive without you.

And I'll bet 50 BUCKS you are one of the jagoffs with that kid pissing on a rice burner. Approximately 3 people care about that, especially when you compare Toyota sales to Ford sales Q1.

Anonymous said...

rice burners suck ASS. my chevy will kill your foreign shit ANY day.

S4 said...

"A STOCK MUSTANG WOULD RAPE ANY STOCK IMPORT WITH THE SAME ENGINE SIZE."

That statement shows you have no idea what power any import company is making. Asian and European automakers kill American companies when it comes to HP/tq per liter. Your best bet would be HP per dollar in your mustang. Then you could probably beat 1/4 of the imports on equally priced cars.

Anonymous said...

Well - I've owned Jap scrap, eurotrash and Detroit metal. In the end NOTHING has been better than my Mopar! Put your raincoats on cause my brand new Megacab is gonna have two of these stickers proudly displayed in the back window. If that bothers you better close your eyes when I pass you on the highway!

Anonymous said...

And people like you are part of the reason this country is in the shape it's in. If people would stop buying junk "rice burners" from overseas along with other foreign crap, and keep our money over here where it belongs we'd be better off. SUPPORT YOUR COUNTRY!!!!!!!! DON'T BUY RICE BURNERS!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You're a fuckin jagoff for complainin about goddamn stickers asshole. I got stickers like that all over my big ass Chevy truck and if ya'll don't like it you can pretty much kiss my country ass. And i'll bet $100 bucks that Gravis is a fag.

Gravis said...

I'll bet $100 the my jizz across your mom's fat ass says differently.

Anonymous said...

well see if you were a man and did the work on your cars yourself you would realize how much better american cars are especially the older ones.there much simpler to work on then any import and because you do the work yourself it cost basically nothing.

Anonymous said...

also with that being said most people that know cars refer to riceburners as import cars that have been done up with stupid body kits and wings that do absolutely nothing and that the owners think makes there car look fast therefore it must be fast.i wouldnt consider a completely stock import as being a riceburner but just as an import the only reason to have one is to save gas other then that they serve no real other purpose to me atleast

Gravis said...

hahaha I like how anonymous number 5 up there said I'm not a real man since I don't do work on my own car. That's why I make a big salary and just play fools like you to do it for me. And I know I pay far less of my salary to do so when I buy Asian.