I know how much yinzers love their exercise. Here is a two part series about how to make our gyms more inviting, starting with better management.
Here are some tips for gym owners and employees:
-Say hello to me when I come in. If you go to any other business, you are greeted warmly. Every gym I go to has lukewarm staff. Nothing annoys us more when the workers who are human steroids pair up with other human steroids and clique off, making you feel like a douche if you can't bench 300 lbs. Just SMILE AND SAY HELLO when I come in. That is ALL I ask.
-Set the weights back with other weights and straighten the place up at night.
-Fix the equipment. Every fuckin gym has so much broken shit, from broken chairs to fucked up pulleys. It can't be that expensive, and when you sold me the membership, that is what was sold to me. If I wanted to be flaky with my membership, you would tell me to pound salt into my asshole and then threaten to take me to court for not paying, we should expect the same from you.
-Temperature is ALWAYS a problem in those places. A gym should be almost freezing. If my prick hasn't shrunk to the size of a grape, its not cold enough. Get a new AC unit, because I deserve it with the prices I am paying.
-You can never have too many machines. Go buy more.
Next time: Douchebag behavior at the gym by gym members...
2 comments:
Note: I just deleted and redid my last post (made it gym class instead of gym) because I made a dumbass error-nothing was censored except my stupidity.
TheTruth,
You nailed it. Its fuckin the new millenium. Nobody showers or gets naked at the gym class anymore. Its like when old people can't use fuckin technology. "I don't want to use this, its too confusing." Its TWO FUCKIN BUTTONS. You have inspired a new blog post. Thank you my friend.
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